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"PyramidHat" (pyramidhat) 08/08/2020 at 11:24 • Filed to: None

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facw > PyramidHat 08/08/2020 at 11:29

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Stylish and practical, but somehow I think it might not pass modern safety standards...

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > PyramidHat 08/08/2020 at 11:30

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I thought "the wife" was relegated to an open cockpit exposed to the elements and highway bugs but looks like they gave her a windshield at least. 

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > PyramidHat 08/08/2020 at 11:31

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That is a remarkably small wheel and tire combo given the size of the vehicle 

shop-teacher > PyramidHat 08/08/2020 at 11:40

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What the hell kind of saw is that?

Tapas > PyramidHat 08/08/2020 at 11:41

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Lmao I lov e this!

Just Jeepin' > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 08/08/2020 at 11:44

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You can’t see the 4 hidden underneath the bumper or most of  the rest of the 20 in total.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > PyramidHat 08/08/2020 at 11:47

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Finally, yet another way to subjugate women! Now how does she even get in there? Better just leave her in all the time because there doesn't appear to be a way out. 

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > shop-teacher 08/08/2020 at 11:48

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Whatever it is, he is holding it in an unsafe manner. 

WilliamsSW > shop-teacher 08/08/2020 at 11:50

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I believe it’s a hand saw.

As in, it's currently sawing his hand off. 

WilliamsSW > PyramidHat 08/08/2020 at 11:51

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Put a little birdhouse in your soul

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > PyramidHat 08/08/2020 at 11:54

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Wait.  Does she have legs?

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/08/2020 at 11:55

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She can’t. No legs.

The capsule is also an Iron Lung.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/08/2020 at 11:55

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Are we sure Jezza didn’t built it?

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/08/2020 at 11:56

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Well he will cut his arm off when they hit a bump and it will all be hers soon, once she cleans up the mess. 

Brickman > shop-teacher 08/08/2020 at 11:59

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One bump and he’s armless. The wife did it on purpose :P

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 08/08/2020 at 12:05

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My God you're right. What fresh horrors await once we view the rest of the thing? That's basically a torture capsule. How does she drive with no legs?

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 08/08/2020 at 12:06

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Not without legs.

Placing that saw in a moving vehicle seems like someone set him up for a little accident. You couldn't cut anything with that saw without cutting your hand off. 

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Brickman 08/08/2020 at 12:07

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Revenge for sawing her legs off. 

shop-teacher > WilliamsSW 08/08/2020 at 12:16

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Lol!

shop-teacher > Brickman 08/08/2020 at 12:16

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Mine would!

GoodIdeaAtTheTime > PyramidHat 08/08/2020 at 12:25

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And he is smoking a pipe. Tobaccy pipes need to make a comeback. 

wafflesnfalafel > PyramidHat 08/08/2020 at 12:28

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funny how our priorities have changed...

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > PyramidHat 08/08/2020 at 12:29

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ttyymmnn > PyramidHat 08/08/2020 at 13:58

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I’m trying to figure out how the steering wheel attaches to the wheels. Drive by wire?

Cash Rewards > WilliamsSW 08/08/2020 at 14:24

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Measure twice, cut yourself

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/08/2020 at 15:59

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Watch her eyes.  She’s blinking Morse Code...

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/08/2020 at 17:35

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I choose to believe that her legs are actually going down into the seat, so she is standing while driving. The dress swoops forward like that because future fashion is weird.

SmugAardvark > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/08/2020 at 18:22

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Holding it by the blade is unsafe? Well, now I’ve heard everything!

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 08/08/2020 at 18:26

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So there is like some sort of hydrau lic platform that raises up to squeeze her around that tiny hole in the seat? How does her dress fit  through the seat?

SmugAardvark > PyramidHat 08/08/2020 at 18:26

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Two things of note:

1. Hit a bump, and he’s going to be building birdhouses with a stump.

2. Wifey is sitting in a canopy bubble, di rectly under where hubby is smoking a pipe.

They are not going to be happy, healthy folks by the time they hit retirement.

Side note, I wonder how many 10mm sockets he’s lost in there already.

Urambo Tauro > PyramidHat 08/08/2020 at 18:57

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Are those supposed to be mirrors next to the cockpit there? They don’ t seem to be in a position to be of much use...

pip bip - choose Corrour > PyramidHat 08/08/2020 at 21:31

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cocaine is one helluva drug

PyramidHat > shop-teacher 08/08/2020 at 23:39

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Deathsaw. 

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/08/2020 at 23:58

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No her legs just go through a hole in the seat, and the dress is shaped so that it looks like she’s sitting down and has no legs when actually she isn’t sitting and her legs are hidden in the seat.

Also that first sentence you wrote sounds really wrong out of context...

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 08/09/2020 at 00:04

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I hope that isn’t one of those things where someone throws it at me out of context years down the road after I have forgotten it. It was YOU that has the dirty mind here my friend. Here’s some dish soap and a brush. Go clean your mind.

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/09/2020 at 00:09

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It’s just that I forgot about this discussion for a while until I saw your reply in my notifications and was like “WHAT THE oh.”

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 08/09/2020 at 00:12

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So what you are saying is I threw something you said at you out of context after you had forgotten it. Better not return the favor. 

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/09/2020 at 10:17

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If that handy televangelist you saw comes anywhere near these parts, Blue Jay will protect me.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 08/09/2020 at 16:04

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By protect you mean terrorize you and your antagonist. 

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/09/2020 at 17:54

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I’ve thought of that. My plan is to dress like a hot dog. He hates hot dogs. Fears them like the plague. Th is should increase my ability to manipulate him into attacking my enemies! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 08/09/2020 at 19:48

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But you would also look like an stupid and hungy doggie might mistake you for real food. 

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/09/2020 at 23:15

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Hey, anything’s worth if if it can fend of Blue Jay. Although I’ve also heard that keeping garlic on hand will ward off Blue Jay, so maybe I should go with that instead... At least with that I can just blame the smell on a sandwich or something. Hot dog suits are a little harder to explain...

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 08/09/2020 at 23:35

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And having a pup biting your bum attracted to the intense overwhelming smell of hot dog juice.

Garlic also reeks but you could always blame it on some trendy cologne or something. 

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/10/2020 at 00:17

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I call it “ Ödeuor de Ö ñione” ™